What the *beep* is that?

Ever wondered how people who don't pass their English tests do at work?

After my sister found the infamous Valentina Hasan and her hit single, "Ken Lee", a friend of mine showed me this page, where you can see masterpieces of English failures in full glory.

So, if you're easily annoyed and at the same time amused by bad English (as in "they don't speak english", not the band, which I actually like), then by all means, please take a look.

And please, if you can't use English properly, then don't (unless you live in an English-speaking country, of course), and save yourself from embarrasment by means of worldwide humiliation. Yes, that includes you kids, who try to act cool with your bad@** english.